Are All Booty Call Websites Created Equal?

The first time I went on a bootycall, I was in college, and it was an offline bootie call. It wasn’t really supposed to be a bootie call. I mean, back at that time, I didn’t think I was going on a bootie call, but it turned out to be that way.

 

Now, let’s just establish definitions first. Bootie call, of course, is meeting somebody you barely know for sex. That’s all it is. There’s no emotional strings attached. There is no possibility of you becoming her boyfriend. You’re not going in there expecting her to be your girlfriend, or worse yet, the mother of your children or your wife. None of that shit. It’s just all about sex.

 

Well, this happened in Northern California, and my buddy was actually supposed to date this chick he met on https://www.bootycalls.net/. She was coming up from Fresno, which is in Central California, and she was spending the weekend in the bay area. She called up my friend and he’s busy with an exam. That exam was going to fucking basically break or make him. I know I don’t want to bring back nightmares of college, but hey, you remember those types of exams. This wasn’t midterms, it was a special program. So he needed to passĀ  that class or else he’s not going to get into that special engineering program.

 

So anyway, he passed her off to me. It would have been nice if he gave me a fucking photo or something to go on. But in hindsight, that probably would have fucked things up. Seriously. If I knew what she was going to look like, I probably would have come up with all sorts of unrealistic expectations, and that would probably have fucked up my game.

 

So she just told me her name was Jennifer, she’s from Fresno, she’s a great person, and that was pretty much it. No biography, no interests, no likes and dislikes. None of that shit. So I showed up and there she was. Blonde, all-American, corn fed chick from Fresno, whose family was originally from the Midwest.

 

I’m pretty tall, but she came close to my height. I’m 6’2″ and she’s fucking 5’11”. She’s very tall and very lean and somewhat muscular. Normally, that’s kind of a turn off, but she was able to carry it really well, so things worked out really well.

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